The Movie Post

Feeling a bit nostalgic and having a slight bit of time on my hands this next few months to wring necks, kick ass and work with my daughter, I have decided to post my 10 movies in 2 categories.

Movies I found myself liking (that I thought I would hate)

1. Nine (oooh Daniel Day Lewis is sexy, but I downloaded the Kate Hudson song.  Shut up!)
2. 500 Days of Summer (I would be Fall or any other synonym for sexy.  I would never hurt him.)
3. Eat, Pray, Love (what can I say? I hate Julia Roberts but half way decent message)
4. Inglorious Basterds (something about the Bear beating in a Nazi's brain is exciting)
5. Avatar (I had to be really high to dig this one.  But I wasn't or I'll never tell)
6. Karate Kid (cocky little Jaden had me crying when he was doing karate with drunken Jackie Chan)
7. 2012 (a pornography of explosions)
8. Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (too much hype turned me away, Noomi Rapace turned me on)
9. Vicky Cristina Barcelona (Scarlett, Javier and Penelope being crazy again and a 3 way...huh?)
10. The Hangover (see the too much hype turning me away and Zach 'Man Child' Galfi-whatever)

Runners up-The Long Kiss Goodnight, Lady Vengence, Iron Man

10 Movies I wanted to Like that Sucked (not like a little but total ASS)

1. Transformers (all of them, right down to the stereotypes)
2. Repo Men (pseudo Blade Runner, even sexy Jude Law couldn't save this Old Boy rip off mess)
3. Incredible Hulk (I need to smoke crack if I ever want to watch this again.)
4. Wolverine/Xmen Franchise (Halle Berry was too short, Hugh Jackman was too tall.  Screwed up)
5. Fantastic Four (bad british actors and Jessica Alba.  What else is there to hate?)
6. ALL THE STAR WARS PREQUELS (Hayden=wood, dialogue=terrible)
7. The Fall (at least it was pretty to watch, see transformers-stereotypes...ugh)
8. Any American Remake of a Foreign Film (lazy bastards can't read subtitles-Gag me, okay?)
9. The Last Airbender (I could rant about this tripe all night, but why did they call him Ung?)
10. Superman Returns (Kate whatever, is a twig. This was just so wrong it could steer back to right)

Runners up- Salt (phoned in acting okay?), Takers (wtf? explain it all to me, real slow), Skyline (sweet baby jesus, this sucked so bad I wanted to call Eric Balfour and ask him why, poor man's Adrian Brody, why would you agree to this?  You look like some kind of Egyptian Sphinx, shave that shit off your face.)

Now, for your enjoyment (and special dedication to baby sis) The Lonely Island: